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The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, “I am the wife of the former President of the United States. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity and recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week. In terms of the subtle cognitive implications of political humor, one of the reasons that political humor has received so much attention from scholars [is that] humor seems to hold a certain persuasive capacity that other forms of discourse do not.

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