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By Cory O'Brien
All our lives, we've been fed watered-down, computer models of the vintage myths. in truth, mythology is extra screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, all of it is smart now. In Zeus delivers silly needs, Cory O'Brien, writer of Myths RETOLD!, units the tales immediately. those are impolite, crude, absolutely sacred texts instructed the way in which they have been intended to be informed: loudly, and with plenty of four-letter phrases. Skeptical? listed here are quite a few gem stones to consider:
• Zeus as soon as crammed an unborn fetus within his thigh to avoid wasting its lifestyles after he exploded its mom via being too sturdy in bed.
• the total Egyptian universe used to be stored simply because Sekhmet simply bought too hammered to maintain murdering everyone.
• The Hindu universe is administered via a married couple who merely cease murdering which will throw candy dance parties…on the corpses in their enemies.
• The Norse goddess Freyja as soon as consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in trade for one glossy necklace.
And there's extra dysfunctional goodness the place that got here from.
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262. (Oig. ) s Three Essays on the Theory of Sexuality, III: "The Transformations of Puberty" (translated by James Strachey, Standard Edition, VII; London: The Hogarth Press, 1953), p. 208. (Orig. ) : 'Sophocles, Oedipus Tyrannus, 981-983. It has been pointed out that the father also can be experienced as a protector and the mother, then, as a temptress. This is the way from Oedipus to Hamlet. "O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that 1 have bad dreams" (Hamlet II.
I have been separated from my wife for a year; somehow, we could not get along together. I love both my parents dearly, and have never had any trouble with my father, except that he insisted that I go back and live with my wife, and I couldn't be happy with her. "1 The unsuccessful husband here reveals, with a really wonderful innocence, that instead of bringing his spiritual energies forward to the love and problems of his marriage, he has been resting, in the secret recesses of his imagination, with the now ridiculously anachronistic dramatic situation of his first and only emotional involvement, that of the tragicomic triangle of the nursery—the son against the father for the love of the mother.
As Dr. Jung points out (Psychology and Religion, par. 89), the theory of the archetypes is by no means his own invention. Compare Nietzsche; "In our sleep and in our dreairis we pa^s tlivnu^'li the whole thought of earlier humanity. I mean, in the same way that man reasons in his dreams, he 16 reasoned when in the w aking state many thousands of \ cars. . The dream carries us back into earlier states of human culture, and affords us a means of understanding h better'1 (Friedrich Nietzsche, Human all too Human, Vol.